Friday, November 14, 2008

DON'T LOOK AT JACKS BLOG!!!!!!!!!

WHY DOES  EVERY BODY LOOK At jacks blog,yelling dosnt help.
I'll get back in buissuiness if you dont look at jacks blog!  OH JACK?THE ELEPHANT WAS IN MY HOUSE BECAUSE IT HAD A BUNCH OF OTHER ANIMALS THAT SPY ON HUMAN  BEANS, AND WHEN YOU GET TOO CLOSE, THEY TOPPLE YOU TO DEATH.
AND THATS NOT VERY PLEASANT! so as i was saying,they topple you to death.
i'ts very vilont. there is a monkey.a very strange monkey indeed! the MONKEY wanted bananas, but my mom didn't buy any from the store,so he tried to topple me to death,but i got a fake shot gun pretended to shoot him.so he thought he was dead.


now i bet most of you are wondering what the red lever is.I'ts a thing that i installed so  the elephant could get his peanuts .I'll explain. I got in touch with a store and they agreed to to give me 12,000 peanuts every day!I know! it's alot. but that red lever,if you pulled it, all the peanuts would fall from  a trap door in the celing.but the store ran out of peanuts,(becuase the elaphant is a-dict-ed to peanuts)and the elaphant is getin on me because he wants more!BUT NO ONE GETS WHAT THEY WANT DUMNUT!thats what i named him.dumnut.well,he's dum, and he likes peanut's,but i didn't want to call him peanut.DUMNUT IS DUM!HEY DUMNUT DID YA HEAR THAT?AHHHH!PLEASE DON'T TOPPLE ME TO DATH! I DIDN'T GO TO COLLAGE YET!

Monday, October 6, 2008

lots of FUNNY stuff number 5!

so just now(7:34 pm) i was practising my piano- for an hour!
but then my mom said i could take a brake because my brain was hurting.
then i made hot pockets from nulten bradly-
well i just watch too much tv and on alot of food comercials that say FROM NULTEN BRADLY!so i just say that.


my mom also made a smoothie (with yogurt and straberries)
and it was sooooooo good!

oh and guess what?
the day after tomarrow I'm going(just now we had family home evening)On FIELD TRIP!
and my mom is coming !
and collin! and josh's mom!
(my mom knows his mom)
and morgon's mom
(she lives in our neighbor hood,goes to the same class as me,and she rides purple early bus with me and sits next to me on the bus!)
also keithens mom. my momas group has madiline( i don't think thats how you spell it)riley,and elizabeth.


when i said that was a whole other thing when i said i was using one of ross's old backpacks I'll tell you it tomarow(maby)

Thursday, September 18, 2008

lots of stuff number 3

So I'm having a grate time at school.
my teacher is nice ,funny ,and she somtimes gets really nice for some reason.
theres a mean file that talks about people who be a TINY BIT mean in my brain
I don't want to be mean so I'll just leave that file alone.



well, i guess i got to g- OH SWEET NIBBLEN PANKACES I ALMOST FORGOT!!!
I've decided that the whole MY CLASSROOM IS UPSTAIRS thing i should get over.
I use one of ross's old backpacks but thats a whole other thing.Any way, let's just say that it WEIGH'S A TUN!i can hardaly get it up the staircase!it makes me late for .............. recess!!!!!
See? all those perieods made me late to tell you the word recesss!!!!( that was just an igsample)



So um i got one of those backpacks you put around around your neck.but the pink things( in my case it was pink)that hold it togethergot all rippd up.Now I'm afraid that it will get a big hole in the side.It also has a hole in the water bottle holder.



now it's time to say good by. BY BY BY BY BY BY BY BY BY BY BY BY BY BY BY BYBY goodby!!!!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOMAROW MY SCHOOL STARTS!
AND GUESS WAT? MT CLASSROOM IS UPSTAIRS!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT MRS. SOSA'S CLASS!
but i wanted mrs.von's class:(.
but who cares?
my cuzin collin is in my class the third year in a row !
( 1.kindergarten 2.1st grade 3.2nd grade.)
I'M GOING TO SECOND GRADE!$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$^&^^&^*^^&^^%^%$^$^%$$#%$#%$)((*&(^(^&^&%&$^#%@$@$$@%$%$^^%^
( when im happy i make those signs)

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

lotts ov fun - e stuf numbr

well, califona was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

fun


and heres a speshal letter to my mom!:

dear mother,

you no longer have to say the word/name dad to us. we know perficly well that the word/name jake is your husband.( plus also it's are dad)so you can say the word/name jake to us instead of dad.








Friday, July 18, 2008

early post

today I'm doing an early post. I'M GOING TO CALIFORNA WITH GRANDMA LAYTON AND MY COUSINS jack,will,clair,and charlie.oh and thats today.WOWY!I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXSITED!
i want to go to the beach and build mud works ink ( check the post below this one)
you can chek the post below this one. oh, and please wish me good luck ( because i'm a little she child)( can't say - - - )

Thursday, July 17, 2008

TOMAROW CALIFORNA!

tomarow we're going to californa.BUT IT WILL TAKE 6 DANG OWERS!wowy!well i'll be going there for a week. it will be soooooooooooooooo much fun!
( but not the 6 GANG HOURS part.my dad or mom will put up a tv for us to watch.


we're going to the beach too. here is a story:

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!


last time we went to the beach we buit MUD WORKS INK. it's a HUMUNGUS mud casle that has a EXTREMLY thick wall . in the back of it theres a deep hole the catches the water as the tide comes in. the we bucket out the water. we also put MORE and MORE mud on the wall. but theres somthi'n that made us FLAMING MAD it was a little . she kept on geting in the now BIG hole. then about an HOUR later her dad finaly came over.( geez, who wheres a wach?) so after that, the MUD WORKS INK ....................... DIED and now when we go to the beach we will build it again.

THE
END

P.S.i'm going to kids fer all seasons too. oh and theres a pool


p.p.s ooh a pool is my groove!