pretend its my birthday

the reasons why having a pregnant mother is stressful..........

1. you almost NEVER get to feel the baby moving because your mother is always sleeping!!!!

2. when you get home from school she is sometimes grumpy from back pain, barfing,E.T.C.

3. you never get a time alone with her at night because she is always in the tub

4. YOU CANT HAVE A REAL BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOM YOUR OLD SCHOOL BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 20 AND THE BABY'S DUE DATE IS MARCH 18, SO YOUR MOTHER WILL BE IN THE HOSPITAL, IN LABOR WITH ANOTHER BROTHER!!

What he really is.( iPhone version) Ok thi

the baby elephant.....( continued)

so i missed a month on blogging..........ok FINE!I MISSED MORE THAN A MONTH ON BLOGGING!!!!( sighs) this will make it up to you......

PEANUT THE ELEPHANT(continued)

so we took the baby elephant home with us.....
it turns out the baby elephant was peanut's
niece..... so we had to move so peanut wouldn't find us.....and me and jack
named him...............( I FORGOT WHAT WE NAMED HIM!!!!!)
ANYWAY, she is now 8 months old and she HATES PEANUTS:)!!!!
weird huh?But she does like In-n-Out burger............SOOOOOOO
she lives in the garage...and i always go out to play with her ... ( actually never,but she still likes me) AND SHE IS INVISIBLE!!!( IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN)i feed her bananas,blueberries,and club penguin membership cards.( of course, first i use the code on the card:)!!! SHE GIVES ME RIDES AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!(after i clean my room and finish my homework) SO ya! ask jack if u want more information!!