LIKE MY NEW TEMPLET?

like my new templet? if you liked the other one better, just comment and i will change it back.

FARWELL JACK

jack and will are leaving to florida to go to disney world. but they already left. jack, here are the main rules of a vacation:

1. don't get eaten by a giant
2. stay away from little kids, they bite!
3.don't get stoned
4. stay away from farms because they might have bulls and bulls charge.
5.( why is there a number 5. on this thing?)



JACK I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TAKE TODD WITH YOU TO FLORIDA!!!!!!!! EMAIL ME GIES! I WANT EVERYONE WHO IS READING THIS TO EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):):) THIS IS GETTING BORING:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(::(:

ok jack. where did you see the elaphant that you said you saw? if it's a little baby, then i'm going to spare it because the elaphant family that i destroid was only adults. we will raise him and call him todd. go find todd. ...............................................his full name will be todd layton martin beeson. ...............................................

nutty the beaver.

it said it a ll in the title. aparently, peanut HAD a friend named nutty who is a beaver. HE WANTS TO DESTROY MY FAMILY! THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN YOU STINKEN BEAVER! i'm going to court on monday.i am going to sew him for a million bucks~$$CHA-CHING$$!













votes: every time i make a post i will make a new vote. this post's vote is : WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY? to put your vote in just comment . i will anonce the winner when i have atleast 3 votes.


ideas for new posts needed........................... comment!

peanut the elaphant 3

peanut the elaphant died from starvation when i sewed him for a million bucks.( $$ cha ching! $$) then his sister came along and tried to sew me . she lost that battle. then i sewed her for a million bucks too.( $$ cha ching! $$) then she died of hail being pelted on her head because she had no shelter. then,grandma elaphant came along. let's just say that didn't go well for her either.( she died from being hit in the head with a coconut many times before she got cuncussion and got drunk.)in three monthes i had destrode the elaphant family. and trust me. i do not.ireapeat do not, feel bad. AT ALL!


RECIPE FOR PEANUT BUTTER PLAY DOUGH

3/4 cup of honey or karosyrup

1 cup powdered SUGER

3/4 CUP POWDERED MILK

1 cup PEANUT BUTTER. INSTRUCTIONS:

MIX.


PEOPLE. I KNOW . I AM AWESOME. U HAVE TO ADMIT. SO INVENT ME SONG ABOUT MY AWESOMENESS.
THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.




ASK ME IF U WANT THE LYRICS FOR THE SONGS ME AND MY CUZINS ( JACK, WILL) MADE. HERE ARE THE NAMES OF THEM.


U MUST EAT YOUR BROCCOLI.
LITTLE GIRL IN A SHARK TANK
FROGY IN A BLENDER
TRAFFIC CONE IN A CEMENT TRUCK
DRAGON I N YOUR HEART