sorry i havn't posted

sorry i havn't posted i n about three months.but exciting things have happened. i slept over at peoples house at least 5 times! that is awsome! also,i got into E.L.P. ( EXTENDED LEARNING PROGRAM) i am jealous of my cuzin will cause he is doing some 3rd grade stuff in 2nd grade.


here is some cool stuff to do on your trampoline: take your pom-poms ( i havn't tried it but i know it would be fun:)) if you have some.

do a cannon ball.be careful cause if more than one person are doing it, you have to get back up super fast. one time me and ross were doing it , and i didn't get up fast enough, and i felt a tingling go up my arm, and it hurt really bad, and if it had gone any farther up, i think i would have broken it.( i dont recomend it for kids aged 4and under :))

EGGS BRAKE IF YOU DROP THEM, SO BE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CAREFUL.
you have wasted atleast five seconds reading this.

FLY, GUY , DIE.
DO THIS: have someone say , " ONE DAY THERE WAS A MAN NAMED JOE. HE WENT FOR A WALK. FIRST , HE FLEW.( HAVE SOMEONE JUMP UP AND PRETEND TO FLY.) THEN, HE SAW A GUY. ( HAVE THAT" SOMEONE" WAVE SOMEWHERE RANDOMELY AND SAY, "HELLO" ) THEN HE DIED. ( HAVE "SOMEONE " LOOK AT THE PERSON SAYING " THEN HE DIED" AND PRETEND TO DIE. ) NOBODY KNOWS WHY JOE DIED. HE JUST DIED.

TURTLE SHELL:this is just like the canon ball except you tuck your head inside and do it. you have to keep in that shape , or you might get injured moracuasly.( im not kidding :) if you need to, just land and then jump back up.

turtle bomb: just do a turtle shell , and then when you hit the trampoline, pretend to be a bomb and explode.

hajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajahajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhaj hajhajhaj that was really fun :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE MY NEW TEMPLET?

like my new templet? if you liked the other one better, just comment and i will change it back.

FARWELL JACK

jack and will are leaving to florida to go to disney world. but they already left. jack, here are the main rules of a vacation:

1. don't get eaten by a giant
2. stay away from little kids, they bite!
3.don't get stoned
4. stay away from farms because they might have bulls and bulls charge.
5.( why is there a number 5. on this thing?)



JACK I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TAKE TODD WITH YOU TO FLORIDA!!!!!!!! EMAIL ME GIES! I WANT EVERYONE WHO IS READING THIS TO EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):):) THIS IS GETTING BORING:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(::(:

ok jack. where did you see the elaphant that you said you saw? if it's a little baby, then i'm going to spare it because the elaphant family that i destroid was only adults. we will raise him and call him todd. go find todd. ...............................................his full name will be todd layton martin beeson. ...............................................

nutty the beaver.

it said it a ll in the title. aparently, peanut HAD a friend named nutty who is a beaver. HE WANTS TO DESTROY MY FAMILY! THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN YOU STINKEN BEAVER! i'm going to court on monday.i am going to sew him for a million bucks~$$CHA-CHING$$!













votes: every time i make a post i will make a new vote. this post's vote is : WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY? to put your vote in just comment . i will anonce the winner when i have atleast 3 votes.


ideas for new posts needed........................... comment!

peanut the elaphant 3

peanut the elaphant died from starvation when i sewed him for a million bucks.( $$ cha ching! $$) then his sister came along and tried to sew me . she lost that battle. then i sewed her for a million bucks too.( $$ cha ching! $$) then she died of hail being pelted on her head because she had no shelter. then,grandma elaphant came along. let's just say that didn't go well for her either.( she died from being hit in the head with a coconut many times before she got cuncussion and got drunk.)in three monthes i had destrode the elaphant family. and trust me. i do not.ireapeat do not, feel bad. AT ALL!


RECIPE FOR PEANUT BUTTER PLAY DOUGH

3/4 cup of honey or karosyrup

1 cup powdered SUGER

3/4 CUP POWDERED MILK

1 cup PEANUT BUTTER. INSTRUCTIONS:

MIX.


PEOPLE. I KNOW . I AM AWESOME. U HAVE TO ADMIT. SO INVENT ME SONG ABOUT MY AWESOMENESS.
THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.




ASK ME IF U WANT THE LYRICS FOR THE SONGS ME AND MY CUZINS ( JACK, WILL) MADE. HERE ARE THE NAMES OF THEM.


U MUST EAT YOUR BROCCOLI.
LITTLE GIRL IN A SHARK TANK
FROGY IN A BLENDER
TRAFFIC CONE IN A CEMENT TRUCK
DRAGON I N YOUR HEART

THE STORIE OF WHEN I WAS STOMPELD TO DEATH BY PEANUT THE ELEPHANT.

ONE DAY PEANUT WENT FOR A WALK . I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS TOO HOT AND THAT HE WOULD BURN HIS FEET , BUT HE JUST PULLED THE RED LEVER AND I WAS BURIED IN PEANUTS. THEY SMELLED LIKE HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE. ( i like Hershey's chocolate) then he came back at stompeld me with burning  hot feet. then i ended up in the hospital and sewed him for a million bucks$$ :)$$.  then he lost his house and since the bank was shut down, he lost all of his money anyway. it turns out he was robbing me blind. i got rich.