nutty the beaver.

it said it a ll in the title. aparently, peanut HAD a friend named nutty who is a beaver. HE WANTS TO DESTROY MY FAMILY! THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN YOU STINKEN BEAVER! i'm going to court on monday.i am going to sew him for a million bucks~$$CHA-CHING$$!













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peanut the elaphant 3

peanut the elaphant died from starvation when i sewed him for a million bucks.( $$ cha ching! $$) then his sister came along and tried to sew me . she lost that battle. then i sewed her for a million bucks too.( $$ cha ching! $$) then she died of hail being pelted on her head because she had no shelter. then,grandma elaphant came along. let's just say that didn't go well for her either.( she died from being hit in the head with a coconut many times before she got cuncussion and got drunk.)in three monthes i had destrode the elaphant family. and trust me. i do not.ireapeat do not, feel bad. AT ALL!


RECIPE FOR PEANUT BUTTER PLAY DOUGH

3/4 cup of honey or karosyrup

1 cup powdered SUGER

3/4 CUP POWDERED MILK

1 cup PEANUT BUTTER. INSTRUCTIONS:

MIX.


PEOPLE. I KNOW . I AM AWESOME. U HAVE TO ADMIT. SO INVENT ME SONG ABOUT MY AWESOMENESS.
THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.




ASK ME IF U WANT THE LYRICS FOR THE SONGS ME AND MY CUZINS ( JACK, WILL) MADE. HERE ARE THE NAMES OF THEM.


U MUST EAT YOUR BROCCOLI.
LITTLE GIRL IN A SHARK TANK
FROGY IN A BLENDER
TRAFFIC CONE IN A CEMENT TRUCK
DRAGON I N YOUR HEART

THE STORIE OF WHEN I WAS STOMPELD TO DEATH BY PEANUT THE ELEPHANT.

ONE DAY PEANUT WENT FOR A WALK . I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS TOO HOT AND THAT HE WOULD BURN HIS FEET , BUT HE JUST PULLED THE RED LEVER AND I WAS BURIED IN PEANUTS. THEY SMELLED LIKE HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE. ( i like Hershey's chocolate) then he came back at stompeld me with burning  hot feet. then i ended up in the hospital and sewed him for a million bucks$$ :)$$.  then he lost his house and since the bank was shut down, he lost all of his money anyway. it turns out he was robbing me blind. i got rich. 

                       

THE MONKEY

ONCE OPON A TIME, ( OH GET ON WITH IT!) a certan monkey who lived in antartica who loved to trample on people who eats legos said" i like cheese" . then all the animals started saying it. finally he said what
a
cruel
world!

to be continued....................

A FUNNY SONGS ! ( warning, extream laughter might occuer)

this song must be sung with atleatst 4 people. ( 3 background one lead )

youcan take turns doing the lead part if you like. RED= BACKGROUND PINK= LEAD SINGER.




OH MY MOLDY CHEESE !

SHOO BA DOO BA,SHOOBADOOBA ! I LOVED YOU TOO MUCH TO MUCH, TOO TOO MUCH OH TO MUCH! OH LEGOS ! LEGOS LEGOS , LEGOS ARE AWESOME! I JUST HAD TO THROW YOU OUT THROW YOU OUT. THROW YOU OUT. YOU MENT SO MUCH ME ! MENT SO MUCH, MENT SO MUCH TO YOU! OH MY MOLDY CHEESE. SHOOBADoo ba , shoo... ba..de...doooooooooooooooo!





THIS SONG HAS VERSES. GREEN= ME YELLOW = NEIGHBOR.



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, A PIRATE SAILED NEXT DOOR AND HE CUT OF MY NEIGHBORS ARM, MY ARM!

SO I WENT NEXT DOOR TO SEE WHAT THE PIRATES HAD DONE, AND THEY TOOK ME AND AND PU T ME AND PUT ME THE OVEN AND HE ATE ME WITH SOME PLUMS.

( thats the end of MY story)

i am staying a little longer.

i am staying a little longer. thats ok right? i still miss you all s much! do you miss my humor?

i will miss you all so much.

                          i am leaving in  like half an hour i think, and i will miss you so much!  californa is 7 hours away! i've never been in a car that  long! by!