LOTS O' STUFF!!!!!

i people!Sorry I haven't posted in a long time.......BUT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY GREAT NEWS!!(i love that thing that make your letters all squiggly!!)My baby brother was born on march 22,2010!!!2 days after my birthday!!!!He is the cutest baby in the world!!!!He is 3 months old now.He is so smart he can say oooooooooh boy, heewo(hello),and he can make high pitched noises like a horsie!!HE IS SOOO SMART!He is super-smiley and he loves attention!( that's a good thing)

We are going to sandiago,California soon.We are going to have so much fun!We are gonna go to the beach,legoland,and we are going to stay at a hotel called The Four Seasons Resort.It is a very nice hotel.We are going to get our very own condo,and we are going with our cousins,Grandma Beeson,and Grandma Layton.The thing is that it takes 6-8 hours to get there. of course,it's totally worth it. I really want to go to the beach.
I already made myself a packing list.My grandpa is giving me and one of my cousins watercolor lessons, so we are gonna bring our watercolor kits.


Hope i remember to post more!!!
pokejane

pretend its my birthday

the reasons why having a pregnant mother is stressful..........

1. you almost NEVER get to feel the baby moving because your mother is always sleeping!!!!

2. when you get home from school she is sometimes grumpy from back pain, barfing,E.T.C.

3. you never get a time alone with her at night because she is always in the tub

4. YOU CANT HAVE A REAL BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOM YOUR OLD SCHOOL BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 20 AND THE BABY'S DUE DATE IS MARCH 18, SO YOUR MOTHER WILL BE IN THE HOSPITAL, IN LABOR WITH ANOTHER BROTHER!!

What he really is.( iPhone version) Ok thi

the baby elephant.....( continued)

so i missed a month on blogging..........ok FINE!I MISSED MORE THAN A MONTH ON BLOGGING!!!!( sighs) this will make it up to you......

PEANUT THE ELEPHANT(continued)

so we took the baby elephant home with us.....
it turns out the baby elephant was peanut's
niece..... so we had to move so peanut wouldn't find us.....and me and jack
named him...............( I FORGOT WHAT WE NAMED HIM!!!!!)
ANYWAY, she is now 8 months old and she HATES PEANUTS:)!!!!
weird huh?But she does like In-n-Out burger............SOOOOOOO
she lives in the garage...and i always go out to play with her ... ( actually never,but she still likes me) AND SHE IS INVISIBLE!!!( IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN)i feed her bananas,blueberries,and club penguin membership cards.( of course, first i use the code on the card:)!!! SHE GIVES ME RIDES AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!(after i clean my room and finish my homework) SO ya! ask jack if u want more information!!

da story.....read it if you want to know what it is!

one day a bald hamster looked at himself in a mirror. " i am ugly. i will never be married because every one but my owner probably will think i am ugly." he said. well, he actually was ugly. he kind of looked weird. then his owner came up." well, to be honest, you are pretty ugly. but it is in the inside that counts" said the owner. ( angels singing)laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaalalalalalaaaaaalalalllllaalalalalalaalala"

the bald hamster said " ya right" . two days later, he had surgery to try to get some of his fur back. when he was done, the doctor said he had the healthiest hamster heart( h.h.h. for short) in the world. " well, i guess it is in the inside that counts. LITERALLY!"

THE CHANNEL QUBO IS SO WEIRD ,IT'S ENTERTAINING!

.....................................WHAT?oh. the title said it all.

sorry i havn't posted

sorry i havn't posted i n about three months.but exciting things have happened. i slept over at peoples house at least 5 times! that is awsome! also,i got into E.L.P. ( EXTENDED LEARNING PROGRAM) i am jealous of my cuzin will cause he is doing some 3rd grade stuff in 2nd grade.


here is some cool stuff to do on your trampoline: take your pom-poms ( i havn't tried it but i know it would be fun:)) if you have some.

do a cannon ball.be careful cause if more than one person are doing it, you have to get back up super fast. one time me and ross were doing it , and i didn't get up fast enough, and i felt a tingling go up my arm, and it hurt really bad, and if it had gone any farther up, i think i would have broken it.( i dont recomend it for kids aged 4and under :))

EGGS BRAKE IF YOU DROP THEM, SO BE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CAREFUL.
you have wasted atleast five seconds reading this.

FLY, GUY , DIE.
DO THIS: have someone say , " ONE DAY THERE WAS A MAN NAMED JOE. HE WENT FOR A WALK. FIRST , HE FLEW.( HAVE SOMEONE JUMP UP AND PRETEND TO FLY.) THEN, HE SAW A GUY. ( HAVE THAT" SOMEONE" WAVE SOMEWHERE RANDOMELY AND SAY, "HELLO" ) THEN HE DIED. ( HAVE "SOMEONE " LOOK AT THE PERSON SAYING " THEN HE DIED" AND PRETEND TO DIE. ) NOBODY KNOWS WHY JOE DIED. HE JUST DIED.

TURTLE SHELL:this is just like the canon ball except you tuck your head inside and do it. you have to keep in that shape , or you might get injured moracuasly.( im not kidding :) if you need to, just land and then jump back up.

turtle bomb: just do a turtle shell , and then when you hit the trampoline, pretend to be a bomb and explode.

hajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajahajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhaj hajhajhaj that was really fun :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE MY NEW TEMPLET?

like my new templet? if you liked the other one better, just comment and i will change it back.

FARWELL JACK

jack and will are leaving to florida to go to disney world. but they already left. jack, here are the main rules of a vacation:

1. don't get eaten by a giant
2. stay away from little kids, they bite!
3.don't get stoned
4. stay away from farms because they might have bulls and bulls charge.
5.( why is there a number 5. on this thing?)



JACK I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TAKE TODD WITH YOU TO FLORIDA!!!!!!!! EMAIL ME GIES! I WANT EVERYONE WHO IS READING THIS TO EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):):) THIS IS GETTING BORING:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(::(:

ok jack. where did you see the elaphant that you said you saw? if it's a little baby, then i'm going to spare it because the elaphant family that i destroid was only adults. we will raise him and call him todd. go find todd. ...............................................his full name will be todd layton martin beeson. ...............................................

nutty the beaver.

it said it a ll in the title. aparently, peanut HAD a friend named nutty who is a beaver. HE WANTS TO DESTROY MY FAMILY! THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN YOU STINKEN BEAVER! i'm going to court on monday.i am going to sew him for a million bucks~$$CHA-CHING$$!













votes: every time i make a post i will make a new vote. this post's vote is : WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY? to put your vote in just comment . i will anonce the winner when i have atleast 3 votes.


ideas for new posts needed........................... comment!

peanut the elaphant 3

peanut the elaphant died from starvation when i sewed him for a million bucks.( $$ cha ching! $$) then his sister came along and tried to sew me . she lost that battle. then i sewed her for a million bucks too.( $$ cha ching! $$) then she died of hail being pelted on her head because she had no shelter. then,grandma elaphant came along. let's just say that didn't go well for her either.( she died from being hit in the head with a coconut many times before she got cuncussion and got drunk.)in three monthes i had destrode the elaphant family. and trust me. i do not.ireapeat do not, feel bad. AT ALL!


RECIPE FOR PEANUT BUTTER PLAY DOUGH

3/4 cup of honey or karosyrup

1 cup powdered SUGER

3/4 CUP POWDERED MILK

1 cup PEANUT BUTTER. INSTRUCTIONS:

MIX.


PEOPLE. I KNOW . I AM AWESOME. U HAVE TO ADMIT. SO INVENT ME SONG ABOUT MY AWESOMENESS.
THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.




ASK ME IF U WANT THE LYRICS FOR THE SONGS ME AND MY CUZINS ( JACK, WILL) MADE. HERE ARE THE NAMES OF THEM.


U MUST EAT YOUR BROCCOLI.
LITTLE GIRL IN A SHARK TANK
FROGY IN A BLENDER
TRAFFIC CONE IN A CEMENT TRUCK
DRAGON I N YOUR HEART

THE STORIE OF WHEN I WAS STOMPELD TO DEATH BY PEANUT THE ELEPHANT.

ONE DAY PEANUT WENT FOR A WALK . I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS TOO HOT AND THAT HE WOULD BURN HIS FEET , BUT HE JUST PULLED THE RED LEVER AND I WAS BURIED IN PEANUTS. THEY SMELLED LIKE HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE. ( i like Hershey's chocolate) then he came back at stompeld me with burning  hot feet. then i ended up in the hospital and sewed him for a million bucks$$ :)$$.  then he lost his house and since the bank was shut down, he lost all of his money anyway. it turns out he was robbing me blind. i got rich. 

                       

THE MONKEY

ONCE OPON A TIME, ( OH GET ON WITH IT!) a certan monkey who lived in antartica who loved to trample on people who eats legos said" i like cheese" . then all the animals started saying it. finally he said what
a
cruel
world!

to be continued....................

A FUNNY SONGS ! ( warning, extream laughter might occuer)

this song must be sung with atleatst 4 people. ( 3 background one lead )

youcan take turns doing the lead part if you like. RED= BACKGROUND PINK= LEAD SINGER.




OH MY MOLDY CHEESE !

SHOO BA DOO BA,SHOOBADOOBA ! I LOVED YOU TOO MUCH TO MUCH, TOO TOO MUCH OH TO MUCH! OH LEGOS ! LEGOS LEGOS , LEGOS ARE AWESOME! I JUST HAD TO THROW YOU OUT THROW YOU OUT. THROW YOU OUT. YOU MENT SO MUCH ME ! MENT SO MUCH, MENT SO MUCH TO YOU! OH MY MOLDY CHEESE. SHOOBADoo ba , shoo... ba..de...doooooooooooooooo!





THIS SONG HAS VERSES. GREEN= ME YELLOW = NEIGHBOR.



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, A PIRATE SAILED NEXT DOOR AND HE CUT OF MY NEIGHBORS ARM, MY ARM!

SO I WENT NEXT DOOR TO SEE WHAT THE PIRATES HAD DONE, AND THEY TOOK ME AND AND PU T ME AND PUT ME THE OVEN AND HE ATE ME WITH SOME PLUMS.

( thats the end of MY story)

i am staying a little longer.

i am staying a little longer. thats ok right? i still miss you all s much! do you miss my humor?

i will miss you all so much.

                          i am leaving in  like half an hour i think, and i will miss you so much!  californa is 7 hours away! i've never been in a car that  long! by!

HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!

                              i don't even know why i made that title. cause it doesn't have any thing to do with the subject. ( well actually i don't even have a subject, so I'll think of  something,OK?  um................. 

I'm going to California this Saturday at the four seasons resort! 

lol  to my moms blog!  check it out!

we've   been having serious  roach problums. yesterday we  forgot to bring our trash in from sonic , so  we had to go outside, at night, . when we went outside, i saw like 2 or 3  roaches. but then we saw like 20 and a wolf spider and a couple crickets . we sam totally FREAKED OUT! !  he kept on  crying and saying  " i want to go inside!" i want to go inside! "   and  then tommy tued out the lights, sam screams bloody murder, and then runs inside . the end. period . end of story.

           

 

the new routine .the end .

1.    i am doing a new routine.
   
2.  of doing a post a day.
3. but I'm  leaving to California  on Saturday 
4. and I'll be there for 2 weeks  
5. so I'll try to do as many posts as possible.( and try to remember my dumb routine)

thank you for listening to my problem's.  I will talk to my weird lawyer about it. ( he asked me if i wanted to go out for lunch! i think he was trying to get me on a date. ble!

                 

hello mother and father.

                             hello " mother" and "father" said i who was then swiped it the eye with a pie. eye-yie -yie! said i . I have been swiped in the eye! ( whatever that means.)  so the i went out into the world to find myself a    job . " oh bob! i will never find a job ! oh bob!"( i got that from a really romantic movie) " "yes you will find a job you blob!" "no i won't bob oh bob!" then he swiped me in the eye with a pie! " why does everyone keep doing that!" said i  both annoyed and wanting to fly. then  as  quick as a speeding  fly,  i flew! but then i fell down . but then iflew! but then i fell down again. then bob came over and kissed me on the cheek."eeeeeeew  !!!!" i said " your a piece of poo ! than i ran away into a  jungle and a the only thing i remember is  seeing  a  big, giant worm thing  ( i think its called a  skake) sqeezing  around me and i blacked out. then i was sent to the hospital.            

                                         the end. ( the skake was a  actually a snake, if you didn't know)