one day a bald hamster looked at himself in a mirror. " i am ugly. i will never be married because every one but my owner probably will think i am ugly." he said. well, he actually was ugly. he kind of looked weird. then his owner came up." well, to be honest, you are pretty ugly. but it is in the inside that counts" said the owner. ( angels singing)laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaalalalalalaaaaaalalalllllaalalalalalaalala"
the bald hamster said " ya right" . two days later, he had surgery to try to get some of his fur back. when he was done, the doctor said he had the healthiest hamster heart( h.h.h. for short) in the world. " well, i guess it is in the inside that counts. LITERALLY!"
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
THE CHANNEL QUBO IS SO WEIRD ,IT'S ENTERTAINING!
.....................................WHAT?oh. the title said it all.
sorry i havn't posted
sorry i havn't posted i n about three months.but exciting things have happened. i slept over at peoples house at least 5 times! that is awsome! also,i got into E.L.P. ( EXTENDED LEARNING PROGRAM) i am jealous of my cuzin will cause he is doing some 3rd grade stuff in 2nd grade.
here is some cool stuff to do on your trampoline: take your pom-poms ( i havn't tried it but i know it would be fun:)) if you have some.
do a cannon ball.be careful cause if more than one person are doing it, you have to get back up super fast. one time me and ross were doing it , and i didn't get up fast enough, and i felt a tingling go up my arm, and it hurt really bad, and if it had gone any farther up, i think i would have broken it.( i dont recomend it for kids aged 4and under :))
EGGS BRAKE IF YOU DROP THEM, SO BE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CAREFUL.
you have wasted atleast five seconds reading this.
FLY, GUY , DIE.
DO THIS: have someone say , " ONE DAY THERE WAS A MAN NAMED JOE. HE WENT FOR A WALK. FIRST , HE FLEW.( HAVE SOMEONE JUMP UP AND PRETEND TO FLY.) THEN, HE SAW A GUY. ( HAVE THAT" SOMEONE" WAVE SOMEWHERE RANDOMELY AND SAY, "HELLO" ) THEN HE DIED. ( HAVE "SOMEONE " LOOK AT THE PERSON SAYING " THEN HE DIED" AND PRETEND TO DIE. ) NOBODY KNOWS WHY JOE DIED. HE JUST DIED.
TURTLE SHELL:this is just like the canon ball except you tuck your head inside and do it. you have to keep in that shape , or you might get injured moracuasly.( im not kidding :) if you need to, just land and then jump back up.
turtle bomb: just do a turtle shell , and then when you hit the trampoline, pretend to be a bomb and explode.
hajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajahajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhaj hajhajhaj that was really fun :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here is some cool stuff to do on your trampoline: take your pom-poms ( i havn't tried it but i know it would be fun:)) if you have some.
do a cannon ball.be careful cause if more than one person are doing it, you have to get back up super fast. one time me and ross were doing it , and i didn't get up fast enough, and i felt a tingling go up my arm, and it hurt really bad, and if it had gone any farther up, i think i would have broken it.( i dont recomend it for kids aged 4and under :))
EGGS BRAKE IF YOU DROP THEM, SO BE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CAREFUL.
you have wasted atleast five seconds reading this.
FLY, GUY , DIE.
DO THIS: have someone say , " ONE DAY THERE WAS A MAN NAMED JOE. HE WENT FOR A WALK. FIRST , HE FLEW.( HAVE SOMEONE JUMP UP AND PRETEND TO FLY.) THEN, HE SAW A GUY. ( HAVE THAT" SOMEONE" WAVE SOMEWHERE RANDOMELY AND SAY, "HELLO" ) THEN HE DIED. ( HAVE "SOMEONE " LOOK AT THE PERSON SAYING " THEN HE DIED" AND PRETEND TO DIE. ) NOBODY KNOWS WHY JOE DIED. HE JUST DIED.
TURTLE SHELL:this is just like the canon ball except you tuck your head inside and do it. you have to keep in that shape , or you might get injured moracuasly.( im not kidding :) if you need to, just land and then jump back up.
turtle bomb: just do a turtle shell , and then when you hit the trampoline, pretend to be a bomb and explode.
hajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajahajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhajhaj hajhajhaj that was really fun :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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